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March 2006

Sparkplug : March 2006

Hourly Rate Image I was going to title this post Covering Your Assets, but technically we're not talking about assets today. We're talking about expenses—business expenses. The kind you have to pay to run a small business. I'd like to tell you that I have the secret for covering all of your business expenses if you're a small, service-oriented business. The secret is simple. The secret is almost obvious. But sometimes we find the secret hard to justify.

The secret is: Raise your rates.

Our clients understand that our rates are a good value for the work we provide. Our clients also run businesses and understand that they in turn must make a profit. Raising your prices does not mean scalping. Raising prices ensures stability, excellence-in-work, and profitability for the future.

Firewheel turned five a few months back. We're now fortunate and blessed to have a nice office above a Starbucks. But it wasn't always this way. We started in our spare bedrooms and basements. Heck, Brian still works from his basement, but that's because we chain him to his desk there constrain his relentless creativity. There were, however, some steps that got us from the bedroom to 181 Grand Avenue.

Growing any small business is extremely dependent on managing your cashflow and expenses. If you're just starting out, it's important to spend as little as possible and avoid debt like the plague. However, just because you keep your expenses low doesn't mean your billing rates should be low as well. Selling yourself cheap to get work is not a recipe for long-term success.

If you're starting out on your own, and you need help arriving at a billable rate, here's a good formula: Add up all your expenses (equipment, software, phone, DSL, rent, taxes, etc.). Then add to that what you need (or would like) to get paid over a years time. If your expenses come to $20,000 and you'd like to get paid $80,000, you need to be able to foot the bill for $100,000 in a year's time. On top of that you want a profit. 15 percent is a good place to start. So $115,000 is your magic figure.

Now let's assume you want four weeks of vacation and/or sick time. This leaves you with 48 weeks or working time. While it may sound like a pipe dream (it is), let's say you only want to work 40 hours a week. Of those 40 hours, you can chock up 16 hours (or two days a week) to non-client work. Plan on this. You'll need to market yourself, design your own website, chase down leads, and pay the bills.

This leaves you with 24 "billable" hours in a week, or just over 1150 billable hours in a year. So what do you need to bill per hour to pull your $115,000? Well, dividing your $115,000 by 1150 tells you $100 an hour is your billable rate. It's that simple. That may sound like a lot to you, but if you do quality work, your clients will not see this as an expense. They'll see it as an investment.

About once or twice a year it's good to reevaluate your expenses and see if you need to raise your rates (presenting your new rates to your clients is a topic for another discussion though).

When you're hit with unforeseen expenses or additional overhead, the logic stays the same. A few years ago we were hit with a lawsuit (more on that another time as well, perhaps in a book). The legal bills that came out of the successful defense of that suit ran well into the five-figure range. A figure like that can send a small business into panic mode quite quickly. But here's the deal... Don't treat that as a one time killer expense. Factor it out over a year's time, and it won't seem that bad.

Let's say you're hit with an unexpected $10,000 expense (our lawsuit was worse). While the initial shock might be hard to stomach, take a deep breath and divide that additional expense out over a year's worth of billable time. $10,000 divided by 1150 hours is a little over $8 per hour. Adding $8 per hour to your hourly rate isn't that scary now is it? Not scary to you. Not scary to your clients. It covers the crises, and more importantly, positions you to handle a future crises even better. This also is a good example of why its important to have some cash in reserve so you can float yourself while you adjust your rates.

We receive emails every now and then from folks who'd like us to charge less for our Blinksale invoicing service. They write things like, "If it only cost $3 instead of $6, I'd sign up." Well, the reality is that we cannot cover our expenses at $3 a month. So we charge $6. If you're a small business and want to add Blinksale to your expenses (it's well worth the $6 per month, trust me), there's a simple solution. Raise your rates. The cost of subscribing to Blinksale over a year's time is $0.06 per billable hour using our formulas above. Six cents. Plus Blinksale will save you time on your non-billable hours. It's a win win.

So the next time you're unsure how you're going to grow your small business, remember the secret. Raise your rates.

Apple Within Reach

2006 March 29 by Josh

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Apple Store, 260 Grand Avenue, Southlake, TX 76092 Happy day! On April 8, we'll be graced by the addition of an Apple Store about 100 yards from our front door. The facade went up a couple days ago, as did the DWR signs next door. We're also getting a Cheesecake Factory and a 14-screen theatre within walking distance. And once again, productivity drops around the office.

Sometimes I wonder if we'd be hipper and trendier if our office was in Mountain View or Palo Alto, but then I'm reminded that we enjoy some wonderful perks here as we labor away in the obscurity of Southlake, Texas. Like really kick-bootie Mexican food. And the Starbucks downstairs. It's funny, because we're the only business in our building that's not retail, or a mortgage, real estate, insurance, or financial-planning company. And every day when I walk down the hallway past the suits, they give me this stare as if to say, "Who let the hooligans in, and just what exactly do they do in that office painted green at the end of the hall?" It's a lot of fun actually. In fact, we have tons more fun than they do.

The other day a friend from a (really slick) web start-up stopped by to chat, and he pondered openly about their current company discussion on where they'd like to locate their business. Dallas / Fort Worth may not be the coolest, most cultural place in the world, but it's got a lot going for it. And in two weeks, we'll be the proud neighbors of Steve's Wonderful World of High-Tech Goodness.

IconBuffet Spout Off

2006 March 28 by Josh

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I signed up for IconBuffet Free Delivery and all I got was this lousy Taipei Monkey. Alright, at the risk of further ruffling more feathers, we'd like to know your favorite—and least favorite—icons from IconBuffet Free Delivery. Additionally, weigh in on what icons you're more likely, or less likely, to use in a project. This could be fun... and controversial. Oooooh! Hey, if anything, it'll help us know what you'd like to see more of in the future. We release at least four new free collections each month, so that's a chunk of icons waiting to be designed.

Campfire Ad We've been using 37signals' Campfire for our office chat client for a couple weeks now. Needless to say, we're all hooked. It allows us to collaborate, share files, and have a record of all things said (er, typed) for down the road. It also allows us to stay off the AIM channel, and avoid unnecessary distractions while we're trying to make headway on projects.

But earlier this week we all noticed something new: Here we are, chatting along, when all of a sudden a text-ad for another 37signals' product slides up into our chat window along with the latest comment. And then, about 50 or 60 comments later, another ad slides by, this time for their Getting Real book.

I should note that we're still using Campfire's free plan and that ads only appear on free plans. That said, it's freaking genius. The ads are tasteful, unobtrusive, and perhaps even something we'd be interested in. I'm curious to see whether the 37s plan to open up the ads to third-parties, or if they'll opt to simply market their own products within the engine. Time will tell.

Until then, its important to note the feature, because if you're building a product and looking for potential ad-revenue model, this is a poster child. If you think you can build a webapp, slap up some Google ads, and call it a business, think again. That may get you some pizza money, but it won't sustain a business.

Thoughtful advertising, woven into the fabric of an application is much more valuable to you and your advertisers. If 37signals decides to expand their advertising to third-parties, we might be one of the first on-board. And if you know of any other ad-models to note, we'd love to know. Advertising is changing, is this is certainly best-of-breed.

Modena Simbolo at IconBuffet We're adding so many new free icons to IconBuffet these days that, honestly, I often don't even realize how awesome some of the freebies are. Well, earlier this month we added Modena Simbolo to the mix.

The free collection has 15 icons in three colors, three sizes, and a boatload of file formats. And you're free to use the icons commercially however you will. Pretty slick deal. And this is just one of 20 free collections currently offered at IconBuffet. We add at least four new collections each month.

We've also rounded out the Modena stock collection in the last week with the addition of Modena Vectors and Modena CMS (great for blogs). Each again comes with three color variants. These collections (unlike Modena Simbolo) are not free, but are a great value if you're building a commercial website.

All that said, if you haven't tried out IconBuffet's Free Delivery yet, you're missing some extraordinary free icons.

Lay Off. They're Free.

2006 March 23 by Josh

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Wow. In the last two weeks I've received a couple email from disgruntled individuals who don't seem to care for our IconBuffet Free Delivery service. I am always amused by these emails, as we never get complaints from people who actually pay for our stock icons. We just get the occasional complaint about the free stuff.

For instance, an individual (we'll call him Ben) emailed last week wondering how he could pay for the free icons we offer through Free Delivery. I replied, and shared with Ben the good news: "They're free! You simply have to become an IconBuffet member, visit our forum, and someone will send the icons you want to you." It's really that simple, and a lot of fun. Probably would take about 5-10 minutes of your time.

However, to my surprise Ben replied and said he did not have the "time or the inclination to play that game," and more-or-less insinuated that our "marketing people" were out of touch. I replied and told Ben I'd be happy to even send him the icons he wanted personally... uhh, for free. That's why we called it "Free Delivery."

After this time, Ben replied and let me know "I don't have a current project that would need any of the free icons, but I think you can see that if I did, I couldn't start that design until I was sure I could get all the icons in hand."

Thanks. Glad I could help. How 'bout next time we not spout off unless we actually have a real need that doesn't involve something you can get for free for the cost of an email?

Today, I get another one, this time from a fellow we'll call Frank. Frank had this to say:

I signed up to gat a taste of what services your have to offer, play with icons, etc... What I got from you is a pack of chinese icons I don't know who can have use of. Excuse me if I sound harsh again but it's how I felt it. I receive once in a while an email that sounds promising but that each time is more disappointing. You tell people you give them something nice and they get something of absolutely no use. And it suffice to compare what you send me drop by drop to the whole amazing icon pack I got in one click and for free from famfamfam (I still can't describe how much it's nice of them to make it free).

Then, I ask to be deleted from your maling list, I receive a confirmation email, and nothing happens. I still get another email for a s*$~id icon pack. I guess something doesn't work the way it's supposed to... Then my choice is done, I will buy icons from famfamfam or another good icon artist, not iconbuffet.

What I want to tell you, because I liked mush [sic] iconbuffet before all this happened, and because I think you are making big mistakes and losing much credit (credit you deserve BTW), is that in the user experience era, we've come to expect more and better. It couldn't be iconbuffet that reminds me of that telemarketer that bugs me with supid offers.

Thanks. Your account has been deleted. Personally, if you don't care for our freebies, we'd rather not spend the bandwidth to send them to you. Tens of thousands of others seem to love them just the same. I guess these emails are just part of the cost of running a free service.

Cashing in On Rootkit

2006 March 16 by Josh

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Hey hey! Been a while since a rootkit post. Looks like its time for all of us who purchased malware last year from Sony BMG to cash in. Behold: The Sony BMG Rootkit Settlement. Oooooooh... If you, or someone you know purchased any of these CDs last year, you're eligible for a replacement CD as well as one of the following:

1) $7.50 cash plus one free iTunes album download
- or -
2) Three free iTunes album downloads

Yes folks, it's time to cash in. Personally, I'm opting to go with the "three album downloads from iTunes" just to force Sony to give me something via the iTunes Music Store. How's that for poetic justice? However, if you opt to go with the cash, just remember that we still have I Heart Rootkit t-shirts on sale.

So, what is Sony going to send you?

SXSW, 20x2, and More

2006 March 10 by Josh

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SXSW 2006 SXSW has officially begun, and I've gotta run home and pack. Gratefully Austin is just a quick drive south from Fort Worth. We'll be there in time for the real fun that starts tomorrow. I'm pretty stoked this year. Rumor has it, IconBuffet will have a place in everyone's minds this weekend, if but for a moment. Also, if you're around on Monday night, I'll be offering my two cents (er, minutes) at 20x2. This year, the question "What is the secret?" promises some provocative answers. I have a lot of secrets. Deciding which one to tell is the tough part.

If you're going to be in Austin, look forward to seeing you there. If not, maybe next year. If you're a client, no worries. The home office is still manned. You will not be left in the cold. Somebody will be here to keep the light on. Of course, the internet being what it is and all, I really won't be away either. Later!

Blinksale 2.0 Preview Aside from dealing with AVS issues this week, we're still moving forward strong with the new Blinksale. I hate calling it "new" or "2.0" as I though the nature of web-apps implied a constance evolution, however the upgrades in the works are more revolutionary the evolutionary. It is safe to say I'm drinking our own kool-aid at this point. Which is a good thing.

If you're going to build a product—like a Blinksale, Skobee, or Sproutit's Mailroom—you'd better be ready to drink your own kool-aid (or clean your own crap off your shoes). There's really no point to building it otherwise. The key to success here is being able to strike the balance of being your app's biggest fan and at the same time playing the role of a moderate critic. You don't want to be the biggest critic though because somebody else is bound to fill that void. Trust me. That person probably deals with chronic anger issues as well.

Why do I say all this? Well, like the boys at Skobee and Sproutit, we use our product. Quite a bit. We love Blinksale, and are quick to sing its praises. However, we're also aware of its current limitations. That, coupled with feedback from our customers, allows us to quickly see where Blinksale can use some improvement. To be honest, there was a lot of thing that we wanted to do with Blinksale last fall, but the timing simply was not right. But now it is.

Six months of feedback and product use has gelled our thoughts, and the results are quickly coming into place with Blinksale 2.0. The new product is going to revolutionize the idea of online sales, billing, and invoicing. Am I drinking our own kool-aid? Sure I am. But I also believe that Blinksale is about to turn online invoicing on its head. We still have a little bit more to do to polish this fella' up, but it will be worth the wait. By the way, if you're a paid subscriber to Blinksale before we roll out 2.0, we'll have a special surprise for you to say thanks when we launch. Stay tuned.

Getting Real

2006 March 9 by Josh

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I was still out of town when this hit the wire last week, so for some it may be old news. However, if you haven't taken a look at Getting Real by 37signals, you're missing a wonderful must-read for anyone who designs or develops software for the web. It fact, it may be the best $19 you'll spend this year (except, of course, for those icon you picked up from IconBuffet, right?).

37signals markets the book the book as a "book of ideas," and I believe that's important to note. Getting Real is not a how-to manual for app design so much as it is a creative stimulation for the mind. Getting Real also includes a handful of guest essays from friends of 37signals including a couple blurbs about our own Blinksale. You won't be disappointed.

Makin' Plans with Skobee

2006 March 9 by Josh

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Skobee Back in January we had the opportunity to work with the great guys at Skobee on their unbelievable new social event planning app. The easiest way to learn what Skobee is about is to simply create an account (it's free) and start using the service. Skobee helps you plan casual events like "Dinner with the Guys at Mi Cocina" or "Poker at My House", then sync them up with your friends' plans. It's totally easy, and actually a ton of fun as well.

What'll really wet your noodle is the ability to search for a venue or restaurant or whatever in your area, and then check to see how popular that venue is going to be on a given night. They've really outdone themselves on this one, and we were thrilled to play our part.

Firewheel was privileged to be involved with much of the UI design work that has gone into Skobee (if you couldn't already tell from the colors), and we even pitched our two cents when it came to forms, flow, and the good ol' IA stuff as well. Of course, there are plenty of Firewheel-designed icons in Skobee to boot. If you haven't already, you should really check Skobee out today.

The Problem with AVS

2006 March 9 by Josh

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This is a dual-purpose memorandum and rant regarding AVS for credit card processing. AVS (Address Verification System for the uninitiated) is a standard developed by Mastercard and Visa to help fight fraudulent credit card purchases over the internet. By and large, I think we'd all agree that this is a good thing. Unfortunately, this system is unbelievably flawed.

Over the weekend we tightened down the AVS for both our Blinksale and IconBuffet credit card processing code, and ever since our life here has been a royal headache. In theory, AVS is great. A billing address entered by a customer is cross-checked with the billing address on supply from the card-issuing bank to ensure the card is in the right hands.

Unfortunately if you, the customer, say that you live at "123 Blueberry Street" and the bank says that you live at "123 Blueberry St", your card will choke. What's worse, if you live in an apartment and enter your unit number as "#212"—while your bank is looking for "Apt 212"—the card will choke. But wait, that's still not my favorite:

Let's say you live at "135 18th Street", AVS will tell your bank that you live at "13518 Th Steet". This of course is most definitely a recipe for failure. And don't get me started on international addresses or PO Boxes (or is it P.O. Boxes?).

AVS is supposed to be this great thing to protect merchants from fraud. I applaud that. But whoever created the system really messed the sucker up. About a third of all legitimate charges that have been attempted at Blinksale or IconBuffet over the last 48 hours have been declined due to false-negative responses. We've lost sleep, sanity, time, and sales.

Now we're frantically working to reverse engineer the whole thing to find an acceptable medium between keeping out the bad guys and letting in the good guys. If this is what AVS has to offer, the folks at Visa and Mastercard need to go back to the drawing board.

It's Buffet Time!

2006 March 8 by Josh

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The IconBuffet Hookup Wow! After a few weeks away from the helm here, it's nice to be back pushing the pixels. Okay, so that's kinda a lie. I'd really like to be back in Hawaii. But the show must go on, at least for now. Google hasn't called back yet about their offer to buy us out for $300 million. So until then, we now resume our regularly scheduled Sparkplug programming.

Today we pushed out a few updates to IconBuffet, including a new $5 sale on our starter collection, Durango. Also included in the updates is the surprise addition of Dresden, a full-on stock icon collection by John Marstall specially tailored for dark user-interface designs. It's simple, slick, and looks good with dark gray.

As you may have noticed, last month included the roll-out of four new IconBuffet Free Deliveries, and with the number of IconBuffet subscribers growing astronomically, it's a great time to find some friends and start swapping icons. Our forum is a great place to start, but if you search the web, you'll find hundreds swapping Free Deliveries.

March's Plugs

Power of Prayer Flunks a Test: Large study had Christians pray for heart-surgery patients. Somehow I imagine God looking down and thinking, "I'm not your monkey."

2006 March 31 by Josh

The Star Wars Kid will see you in court.

2006 March 31 by Brian

Yet another home decor item to make old school audiophiles cringe.

2006 March 31 by Brian

Al Gore Who? An interview with the inventor of the web.

2006 March 31 by Brian

UMD is going UMDown. First Betamax, then MiniDisc, now UMD... can Blu-ray still escape the proprietary-format black hole?

2006 March 30 by John

A Guide to CSS Support in Email. A must read if you design for email clients. From the awesome folks at Campaign Monitor.

2006 March 30 by Josh

Digging the new allTunes logo. Good stuff.

2006 March 30 by Josh

The most authentic-looking Optimus Prime you'll see all day.

2006 March 30 by Brian

If I could be certain that these weren't a bunch of direct-to-video releases - and that they didn't get Bill's "recommendation" merely because he was able to sit through them - I'd join the William Shatner DVD Club.

2006 March 30 by Brian

Bang! Bloop! Boff! Las Onomatopeyas.

2006 March 30 by Brian

Famous rapper or dead author? I'd like to take this opportunity to note that Robbie Van Winkle once worked for a family friend serving up Texas BBQ in Addison. Robbie, in a tragic episode of misplaced identity, later changed his first name to Vanilla. The rest, they say, is history. Thanks Jason.

2006 March 29 by Josh

Leave it to the land of Vegemite to produce the world's largest iPod.

2006 March 29 by John

What mysterious goings-on take place deep within the halls of computer manufacturer Lenovo? It's time to look into... the Lenovo tapes.

2006 March 29 by John

That's a whole heck of a lot of minifigs! A sports arena built from LEGO.

2006 March 29 by Brian

Once a cigarette vending machine, now the Art-o-mat.

2006 March 29 by Brian

Apple sues Apple.

2006 March 29 by Brian

There are game collections, and then there are game collections.

2006 March 28 by John

So what is the Nintendo Revolution really gonna be named?

2006 March 28 by Brian

Hey, John! Free and legal online Transformers episodes.

2006 March 28 by Brian

I dig it, even if it reminds me of stuff kids assemble for grammar school art projects: Adobe Photoshop in 3D

2006 March 28 by Brian

You will never be able to buy this Lego model in a store. The interiors may be the most impressive part at all. Look, lifeboats!

2006 March 27 by John

Monkey hate technology. Robot hate the monkey. They will fight eternally.

2006 March 27 by Brian

The robokewpie.

2006 March 27 by Brian

It was my Mom and Dad who enjoyed the music of Buck Owens, and definitely not me - I was more partial to Roy Clark, if you have any idea what I'm talking about. But I'm a sentimental guy and am saddened by Mr. Owen's passing.

2006 March 27 by Brian

If You Can Point And Click With A Mouse, You Can Make $100,000 A Year Or More As A Desktop Graphic Designer! I honestly though this was a joke at first. It's not. Hat tip: Jon, via Coudal.

2006 March 24 by Josh

Iconfactory—also makers of some really nice icons—have released an update to their xScope utility. If you're on a Mac and design for the web, you NEED xScope. Really. You need it. Just take my word. Run, don't walk, to the xScope product page, and plunk your $16.95 down.

2006 March 24 by Josh

Chris from Sproutit stopped by the office this week, and the interview that ensued is now available as a podcast at their blog, The Big Act. You can download the segments here: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Also, if you haven't taken a look at Sproutit's Mailroom, you're missing a slick group email application.

2006 March 23 by Josh

A marzipan Mario and two cupcake mushrooms.

2006 March 22 by Brian

High-speed seventies art cinema: C'était un rendez-vous is an eight-minute film captured by a camera mounted to the front of a car driving through Paris at over 100 mph. Watch it here, as an MOV, but don't allow life to imitate art.

2006 March 22 by Brian

USB as art.

2006 March 22 by Brian

An unintentionally creepy iPod case.

2006 March 21 by Brian

Shucks. It doesn't work with a Mac. Speaking of the yellow fellow, it's the fabled 256th level.

2006 March 21 by Brian

Good? Bad? Ugly? Certainly not the most literary of movie review sites, but definitely chock full of spaghetti western goodness.

2006 March 21 by Brian

Build your own lightsaber for $33 in 33 minutes.

2006 March 20 by Brian

The Touchscreen Boombox PC is an old school MP3 player straight out of 1985. Sort of. Whatever.

2006 March 20 by Brian

Heavy breathing, et al: Darth Vader Soundboard

2006 March 20 by Brian

"I've had it with these snakes." You tell 'em, Samuel!

2006 March 17 by John

I'd love to play Pac-Man on my nano, but "use at your own risk" definitely means I ain't gonna try it.

2006 March 17 by Brian

Imagine that! The Nooka, the less-than-typical wristwatch which I brought to your attention a few months ago, is now available at Target.

2006 March 17 by Brian

I AM 8-BIT is accepting submissions, though it seems like a lot of trouble for a little free merch (only received, of course, if you're selected as a winner).

2006 March 17 by Brian

Take the quiz: Web 2.0 or Star Wars? I pulled a 35 on my first try. Am I supposed to feel guilty about this?

2006 March 16 by Josh

For the uninitiated: The Homestar Runner Wiki. Wow. That's all I have to say.

2006 March 16 by Josh

Forget the iPod Hi-Fi. I want one of these!

2006 March 16 by Brian

An alarming tale of a torn-up credit card application.

2006 March 16 by Brian

"With a camera, some models, a computer, and a painting software program anyone - with a little time and a little patience - can create impressive UFO photos that would fool just about anyone."

2006 March 16 by Brian

Auto Escape: Quite possibly the best band you haven't heard of. Yet. Find their White Roses and Falling Asleep in the Snow tracks via their (sorry) myspace site.

2006 March 16 by Josh

Oh, please, no. Sneakers with speakers.

2006 March 15 by Brian

Beware the Ides of March!

2006 March 15 by Brian

Rock stars have the RIAA, moviemakers have the MPAA, but illustrators get the shaft.

2006 March 15 by Brian

What does one do with an audio media format that's become obsolete? One makes a lamp out of it.

2006 March 14 by Brian

Some highlights from the Star Wars Holiday Special. It's not the whole program but is enough to help you understand why George Lucas buried the thing. The last few moments of the video confirm the cynical suspicions I've long held regarding all six cinematic releases. And I'm not alone in my opinion.

2006 March 14 by Brian

Formerly EphemeraNow, Plan59 is a retro heaven which I'm certain I've linked before but am linking again.

2006 March 14 by Brian

The very name "The Killer Japanese Seizure Robots" ought to be warning enough that if you're prone to certain physical reactions by exposure to certain visual stimuli do not take a peek.

2006 March 13 by Brian

I don't know about you, but if I had ten thousand dollars in my hand at this very moment I'd be hard pressed to resist the temptation of swapping it for Sammy Davis, Jr.'s last passport.

2006 March 13 by Brian

He looks just like his uncle! Game controller family tree.

2006 March 13 by Brian

Three dudes of note: 1) Did David Hasselhoff really help end the Cold War? 2) Who knew? Hebraic martial arts! Give Grandmaster Yehoshua Sofer's page a moment to load. 3) You've heard of the Tron Guy, right? Well, now there's a new Atari 2600 game based on him. Seriously.

2006 March 10 by Brian

The $30 iPod HiFi killer.

2006 March 10 by Brian

My favorite poster from the collection at The Happy Poster Project.

2006 March 10 by Brian

I wish I'd thought of it: Emoticon pillows

2006 March 9 by Brian

Build your own LED animated Pac-Man bicycle wheels. Or hire somebody.

2006 March 9 by Brian

Is there no end to the madness? I refer to the Audio Broadcast Flag Licensing Act Of 2006.

2006 March 9 by Brian

Proving that there are more secrets under the earth than dreamt of in most scientific philosophies, the fuzzy blonde lobster... thing.

2006 March 8 by John

A feel-good story about Raghav Mahato and his $1 FM radio station.

2006 March 8 by Brian

My favorite of all Lucy Pringle's crop circle photos is most definitely the Space Invader.

2006 March 8 by Brian

From the director of Napoleon Dynamite, Mexican wrestling.

2006 March 8 by Brian

Oh snap! Unpimp your ride: Here, here, and here. Representing Deutschland, baby!

2006 March 7 by Josh

Terry Gilliam expresses his opinion on movie piracy.

2006 March 7 by Brian

Tricky! Les Kiriki - Acrobates Japonais

2006 March 7 by Brian

Why? Why not. The street-legal jet-powered Bug.

2006 March 7 by Brian

You're listening to Mute Math, right?

2006 March 6 by Josh

If, like me, you're an artist who cannot possibly afford to have your own line of vinyl toys (I hear it can cost $10k or more), perhaps you might settle for a do-it-yourself vinyl solution.

2006 March 6 by Brian

Can't manage to wake up on time? This thing will make you wake up on time.

2006 March 6 by Brian

Curious, if slightly pretentious, austere detach-and-assemble light kit thing.

2006 March 6 by Brian

All-terrain quadruped robot walker. After watching the video you'll probably want to take steps to protect yourself.

2006 March 3 by John

What is the MonsterPod? It's a patent pending viscoelastic morphing polymer super grip tripod, that's what.

2006 March 3 by Brian

Please pardon my vanity.

2006 March 3 by Brian

A functional (sort of) air conditioner built entirely from LEGO. And approved by Elvis!

2006 March 3 by Brian

Truly outstanding camouflage.

2006 March 3 by Brian

What's happening here? Why is David Hasselhoff suddenly EVERYWHERE?

2006 March 2 by Brian

Tuesdays With Mantu - My Adventures with a Nigerian Con Artist ... I'm thinking Amazon is going to be getting my ten dollars and eighty-seven cents of my money.

2006 March 2 by Brian

Ah, those church bulletins flubs just never get old.

2006 March 2 by Brian